And just like the Chinese man-bitch character in the Hangover, I Air-Cum to those who have doubted me and pulled my spirits down in the past, especially when it comes to pursuing my dreams
Air-Cum a.k.a Suck on these Chinese balls a.k.a So long gay boys
- a mocking masturbation and cumming gesture. Masturbate the air in front of your crotch and aim the cum to your victim's face. Imagine a projectile of cum spurting trough the air and landing on the victims face. Ultimately showing him/her dishonour and it it disgusting at the same time. Kinda syiok also :)
- The ex (the love slave),
- The other ex (the scary bitchy, lesby one),
- The other other ex (the lawyer/slut)
- The horrid, HORRID lady boss,
- The pretentious fashion industry,
- The more ultra-pretentious, douche-bag even, ass-wiping and trend-slave party people
- The fucked-up rich kids
- The fucked-up poor kids ( I prefer... they have cooler 'stuff')
- Ex-cooler clubbers, who were never cool in the first place and followed me around like a puppy dog, paying what I asked of them, doing what I asked of them (except for a few survivors off course, I like you guys),
- The uncool, will never be cool, will always stay in the darkroom fiddling on their laptops blogging, twitting, masturbating people,
- The authorities who fucks with me occasionally
- The country I'm blessed to be in but dread it without remorse.....
I say... SAYONARA BITCHESSSSSSSS!!!!
I quit.
And now, I will be a child of the globe.
A person who desires nothing more than to circle, dwell and dive the globe till life parts away from him, only knowing that he has seen the world in all its heavens and hells.
Someone who has tattooed the colour of acceptance, hardship and crazyness on all the crevasses of his skin.
Someone who desires NO MORE to care about the pretentious, mechanical bullshit that YOU, yes you, go trough everyday.
And once, I have planted this root of a notion in my brain. I will never be the same again.
You people just stay put, do your jobs, have a normal life.
I am not you.
I want more...
d-_-b
FAZz
PS - If you're wondering WTF is this ex-party blogger is bitchin about... He just quit his job of 2+ years, is currently travelling and soul searching troughout South East Asia, savouring local delights (inclusive of women) and delicacies. Also to learn languages and cultures.
Then somehow get a working visa to not be an illegal immigrant in Australia/New Zealand (JEFF taiko, help meee)
And to hopefully and ultimately migrate somewhere and then a few more places PERMANENTLY.
And this, this travelling thing, is blowing my mind...
PS - If you're wondering WTF is this ex-party blogger is bitchin about... He just quit his job of 2+ years, is currently travelling and soul searching troughout South East Asia, savouring local delights (inclusive of women) and delicacies. Also to learn languages and cultures.
Then somehow get a working visa to not be an illegal immigrant in Australia/New Zealand (JEFF taiko, help meee)
And to hopefully and ultimately migrate somewhere and then a few more places PERMANENTLY.
And this, this travelling thing, is blowing my mind...










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