Humour me ~ Get FUSED with YCOM @ Mist Club, 25/06/09

Dandelion passed me this recently, lets see if you get them.

There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box.
The Female pencil got pregnant !!
Which Male pencil is responsible?
THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER.


Woman in bed with husband's best friend, phone rings!
'YES'.. OK, BYE'.
She turns to her lover and says,
THAT'S MY HUBBY, SAYS HE'S NOW GOLFING WITH YOU.


Three Roosters: normal, retarded and a gay.
Normal : cock-a-doodle-dooo !!!
Retarded : doodle-cock-a-dooo !!!
Gay : any-cock-will dooo !!!


Three Guys were introduced to a girl.
Hi,...... I'm Peter, not a saint.
I'm Paul not a POPE.
I'm John not a Baptist...
The girl replied.. Hi.. I'm Mary, not a VIRGIN.


Girlfriends are appetizers. Tastes good at any time.
Mistresses are Tomyams..Hot and spicy. Eaten frequently.
WIVES are Maggie. Eaten when there's nothing to eat.!!!


Yesterday's News :- A nun jogging at Jogger' Park was raped by 4 guys.
Today's News :- Nearly 100 nuns found jogging at the park.


Do you get them? Feel offended? Funny? Not funny?

Need more adult, racy, in your face jokes cause the written version is just not funny anymore?

Join me and other comedy lovers for a night of local comedy delight at FUSED Comedy Night feat. YCOM @ Mist Club

YCOMatron a.k.a Young Comedian of Malaysia.

The added "tron" is to tell you that these stand up comedians are like the AUTOBOTS of our local comedy scene.

Underpowered but still manages to KICK ASS. Minus the hot Megan Fox but not lacking in sauciness and raunchiness.

G.U.A.R.A.N.T.E.E.D

Now for some comedy gig info.



FUSED Comedy Night feat. YCOM @ Mist Club

WHAT
Mist Club brings you a night with laughter with YCOM every 4th Thursday of the month.

Let the boys from YCOM de-stress your life with their hilarious stand up comedy guaranteeing you with endless laughter.

WHEN & WHERE
25th June (Thurs), 9pm @ Mist Club @ Bangsar Avenue (Behind NSTP), No 18 Jalan Liku off Jalan Riong, 59100 Bangsar.


WHO
4 of YCOM's finest. Comedians of various backgrounds telling you jokes which you can associate with. Good local material with a global comedy feel.


HOW
Cover charge RM 35 (incl. 1 drink). But if you need to really chill out or maybe to really feel the humour... one drink isn't gonna cut it. Check out our + INFO for Mist Club's drink promo.

+ INFO
Bottle Promos for the night are Buy 1 Free 1 for beer and house pouring. RM598 for 2 bottles of Black Label all night long! Not bad of a deal actually.


WHY I RECOMMEND THIS EVENT?
Like Transformers, no trailer is gonna cut it. People want the LEAKED VERSION of the movie.

So I present to you 2 videos taken by another comedy lover and blog friend, Joshua .

Just enjoy this LEAKED VERSION of the experience you can have at one of YCOM's gigs.

Chi Ho on the Malaysian kabinet



Jenhan on the local lingo

Next up, INTERNATIONAL COMEDIANS INVADES OUR SHORES!

Chiow.

Related post/link

• Link to event Facebook page at www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=182569850626
• My other comedy gig experiences in the past

Photo Source
YCOM picture from event's Facebook page

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